a new pet
so my new stress-relief project is Design for Inner-City Survival. I'm going to VENT, none of this being nice and tolerant, i'm going to design locks for wheelie-bins so my neighbours can't fill up my bin with their rubbish. Also an AC/DC override to shut down their industrial-size sound-desk and speakers at 1am. There will be anti-car devices that protect pedestrians (me) from insane businessmen in bmws who wouldn't know a green man if it bit them in the @**. Eye-protection for umbrella-filled days, proximity-alert alarms for girl gangs, and instant bridges for crossing lonsdale st at rush-hour. tbc
Tolerance OUT, Vitriol IN!!

5 Comments:
Ha ha, watch out neighbours especially since you have your pump action sucker shooting gun...I really like the idea.
hmm, perhaps I should turn off speakers and put head phones in, damn sleeping household.
Anyway glad you liked the present, it was fun making it, the lady who sold me the fabric was a bitch and made fun of them. Ha what does she know?
oh well I'm off to draw a rib cage, I think your present wrapping will be the future for all my presents, it's contagious
-B
19/1/06 00:34
PS my sister is jealous of the earrings you gave me...so much so she eagle eyed early designs of the bag telling me if she thought they matched the awesomness of the earrings!
19/1/06 00:37
ah, but the earrings, while hand-made, were not self-made. Hence they are of lower value, even though they are cool. If i made you earrings, they would be something you could make yourself. The same is not true of the bag you made me!
but i'm glad she approves.
re ribcage drawing: it would be interesting, as a fly-on-the-wall commuter on the same train as you, to watch you slowly bring a complete person in to the city on these gift bags you make
19/1/06 11:56
Carnivale, the freaky masks!!
The freaky mask maker wearing the child face
I was scarred.
yes I was
24/1/06 12:33
the fat man was a total freak, i bet he lived with his mum till she died or he turned her into clay or something.
Nice ribcage - i didn't count the bones, is it a girl or a boy :)
24/1/06 21:44
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